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Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???
you know “depression” isn’t even a very good word for what the thing is, like you tell someone you have depression and it feels pathetic, we need to give it a new scary name that actually reflects the nature of the syndrome, something like “Malignant Soul Necrosis” perhaps
"Psychic Oblivion Syndrome"
No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.
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games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
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