I'm Jeremiah and let me tell for real i cannot write these things
Playing a Bethesda game like
"I think we all evolve as we get older and that’s normal but I like to think that my recent transition hasn’t made me into a different individual. Same person, no difference at all just a different sex."
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
whenever anyone talks about grammar, im all like
why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
what are you afraid of?? joy???
Twin Peaks characters first words - Part 1
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
hey mom can you help me roll this blunt
ouch really miscalculated how little time i had to do another one so heres a preview
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