I'm Jeremiah and let me tell for real i cannot write these things

24th April 2014

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jimdoesntcarrey:

Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???

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24th April 2014

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retroactiveeurydices:

sadboybrigade:

you know “depression” isn’t even a very good word for what the thing is, like you tell someone you have depression and it feels pathetic, we need to give it a new scary name that actually reflects the nature of the syndrome, something like “Malignant Soul Necrosis” perhaps

"Psychic Oblivion Syndrome"

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24th April 2014

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No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.

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24th April 2014

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despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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24th April 2014

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completely-dunn:


wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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24th April 2014

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patrickcherub:

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

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24th April 2014

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

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23rd April 2014

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bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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23rd April 2014

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lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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23rd April 2014

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