I'm Jeremiah and let me tell for real i cannot write these things

19th April 2014

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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19th April 2014

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eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

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18th April 2014

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funkybug:

everytime you reblog this a straight person turns into mist and becomes a cloud

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18th April 2014

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loki-on-a-cloud:

Mads Mikkelsen (Photoshoot)

He looks like a video game character! amazing!!

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18th April 2014

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realmonstrosities:

invertebrates:

trynottodrown:

Moon Snail (x)

HOLY moly how is this real

This is fantastic! My god it’s all so wonderfully wrong!

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18th April 2014

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cah:

Over a year ago, just as we were on the verge of removing a nonsensical and poorly performing card I’d written for Cards Against Humanity back before we knew how to write well, “Swooping” took on a new significance thanks to Urban Dictionary. I found the card safeguarded by a self-referential paradox further guaranteed by its cultural dissemination: the more people were confused by “Swooping,” the more people looked it up on Urban Dictionary and upvoted it in an effort to make sense of the card.

In the spirit of giving this holiday season, please help me keep this mediocre card in the game by continuing to upvote it. Thank you for your time, and long live the Paradox.

- Eli from CAH

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18th April 2014

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18th April 2014

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a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

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18th April 2014

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Tumblr Guessing Game… THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN DO IT

avengersonna:

fineandfancy:

Can you guess from my posts what is my:

* Age

* Sex and/or Gender

* Sexual Orientation

* Race and/or Ethnicity

* Field of study and/or field of work

* Favorite TV show(s)

* Favorite book(s)

* Favorite video game(s)

* Favorite food(s)

Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how accurate you are

Do this plase

18th April 2014

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."